I'm no Politician, I'm no Silver Screen trained tease
I don't possess the Scripted Words to put your mind at ease
I want no Revolution-based Conspiracy Theory
I only want the Truth, the rumor has it sets you Free
Faith reeks ripe with Innocence, Religion - guilty stench Divine
If Jesus died to set me free, I want what's rightfully mine
The right to be misunderstood, to chatter longer than I should
To raise a glass to Friendships past, Romances I was sure would last
Occlude my vitriolic chalice overflowed with Sour Remembrance
Now a goblet quashed entirely - the cup that I once quaffed from heartily!
This self-admitted Pantheist speaks Metaphors which drip from lips
Belief in "God" is not a curse (by God I mean the Universe)
Capricious Laws of Nature, nay! The Naturalist knows laws don't change
As surely as the Sea regresses, the needs of sparrows God addresses
Transcendental laws exist - illustrious workings trapped in Physics
Fall prey to pious aberrations; get misconstrued by false Creations
Fallacious Holy Nonsense, think! Does it make sense to watch God shrink?
Put Him in a box and say "I fathom your incessant ways"
Dissolve lies with Effrontery; with same ubiquitous Authority
That clergymen claim name of Yahweh; indoctrinated, faith-based hearsay
Why believe things that have never been proved
In order to care for fools drowning around you?
Why disregard statements of plausible science
Adopting a Western mujahedeen conscience?
I offer up this bone to chew: This World is run by very Few
Fat, Anglo thugs who use the cross to justify the countless lost
In wake of holy, heinous Wars proposed by gangsters wanting more
Who postulate a book to claim their Sadism is God's own way
Take note of us - How quick are we believing Burglars shadows be!
Mistaking inanimate objects for agents seductively masking our godly derangements
A Sleeping Giant from the East, a Scarlet Woman rides the Beast
Four Horsemen strong prepare to Feast, all Patmos Dreams to say the least
And what a toll it's had on me! Brought up exposed to Baptist heresy
Baptized in Hellfire Philosophy and told to fear the Trilogy
Announcing my departure clear - if there's a God, I hope He hears
I hereby shed this sackcloth scheme and take stride in my Selfish Genes
At best I stand most skeptical, of that there is no question
Though open to intelligent, scientific-laid suggestion
Want me to subscribe to Irreducible Complexity?
If you'll accept Fact - We evolved from a Chimpanzee
Why worship God and nothing more? Why not Zeus or Baal or Thor?
I'll tell you why - It's fear that drives the hearts of men to plagiarize
Religion of the days gone by, the Carbon Copy Christian lie
But men fret Hell and so it goes, the Christian Faith begins to grow
But let a Christian's faith Defend, they'll tell you love is why they spend
Their nights on knees in Humble praise because the blood of Jesus Saves
Saved from what? A sinful tomb that Humanists would call a womb?
Babies can't be born in sin, then die of SIDS and regain Heaven!
No place for sin 'tween Heaven's Walls (unless babies are not held accountable)
Which is what most Christians say's the case (the Christian Faith - a naive face)
The Spirit's Fruit cast from Above - The Greatest of which is Pure Love
But Jesus, hailed from Galilee, told me to hate (check Luke 14)
Perhaps there is a God up there who cares about the World's affairs
Who smiles down proud on Planet Earth and thinks "now there's a glut of Worth"
(Must have been drunk or not too sure when He created Ann Coulter)
And if He's there I wish Him luck, Lord knows He'll need it - this Place is fucked.