South State Aussie Doldrums

No sickness for a home behind
No wistful memory felt
No hesitation and or doubt
Survived dealt Cooper’s Stout

No Parliament could lock the door
No legislation held the floor
When it came time to walk that line
Boag’s Draught to swerve an impaired mind

Rambunctious restitution spelt
The Telegraph found me in knelt
Up to the Duke for one last shoot
Before I root her firm, tight boot

Insured by Halo’s blinding payload
Made perfect sense, I recompensed
Whatever ecstacy left there
Was far the best beyond compare

Collide if only but a day
The splendid shores of Wine Glass Bay
Freycinet and Bongarong
Whisper your song and I’ll be gone

Mt. Wellington cascading down
Around Dynnyrne where I reclined
Enjoying cool capped winter dawns
And testified their fog filled wonder

Bruny and Maria
How they captivated much my mind
Their island setting majesty
Hid shipwrecked sailor fantasies

Hilltop Hoods and Evermore
Made sure my ears were never bored
Oz candy flipping sketchy pills
To cure whatever ailed my ills

Launceston drive in summer time
Sloth quaint towns lining Midlands Highway
Founded in 1805
The year that followed Hobart’s birthing

Upstairs at Syrup she invades
My space and all up in my face
She says her girlfriend likes to watch
When guys like me go down on her

Back at her place in Sandy Bay
She reckons she can make me cum
In fifteen minutes flat to mat
And I say I would like to see that

I won’t go into detail here
But let me paint one picture clear
She swallowed every ounce of paste
And even gave her friend a taste

These days that blend into each other
South state Aussie nights asunder
Weaving thru the city streets
The chemicals begin to burn

Come forth and sample all the pleasures
Gathered on this island sprawl
The sun that finds me wanting more
And moon that leaves me left to crawl

By now it seems I should know better
Waiting for the Nox to fall
The morning light reminds me well
Why darkness rates the best of all.